The only thing in the universe that oppresses white people is the sun.
omfggggggg I’m done hahahahahahAnd other white people
tell us your most embarrassing story
So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.
note to self (via cexjay)
For real, take note of this….because it will happen, and it will feel very strange and almost make you feel like you can’t breathe from the pressure you’ll feel in your chest. Everything will feel different all of a sudden, and you can’t stop it, and you can only change it by focusing on the small happinesses in life. So, please….focus on the good things.
i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
Lack of sleep wears on me.
But instead of dwelling on that, I bought a bunch of new bras yesterday and my tits feel on cloud nine!